Only in Asia!!!

My friend Nicholas is a Singaporean exchange student who is a very witty english major.  He decided to introduce me to what he considered to be the ridiculous antics that his home country sometimes performed.  The tourism board of Singapore decided that the country needed a national symbol, so they invented the Merlion.  Its half lion, half fish, and its all hilarious.  Oh but wait, it gets better, they built a giant merlion at a place called Sentosa, in the day it is perfectly normal,
but at night it shoots lasers from its eyes!

I almost wet myself